covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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