My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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