what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Shame - the story of my life.
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