Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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