And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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