____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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