oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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