You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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