apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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