I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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