just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?