So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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