i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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