well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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