I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You need Xanax blowdarts
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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