I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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