But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
high people should be assigned attendants
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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