Me too!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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