just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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