How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Rumble strips road head = magical
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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