I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Randomize
