i just wanna soil my oats bro
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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