i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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