hell yes lets make some ravioli
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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