I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
