So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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