I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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