it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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