I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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