I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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