it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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