marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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