Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I can't put those talents on a resume
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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