He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Randomize
