have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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