Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just googled if crying burns calories
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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