Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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