he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
only if we run a train.
done.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
