Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
