I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We need to get me chipped asap
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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