But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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