dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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