only if we run a train.
done.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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