i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I need to align my fucking chakras
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
So here I am, sexting at work.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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