How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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