i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
