just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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