ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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