Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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