are you so shy because you have an std?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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