LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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