what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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