I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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