i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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