I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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