I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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